Once again, our patience, or lack thereof, has paid off with another great Summer Tour that covers the East Coast and returns us back to Dick’s once again. In case you missed it, here’s the tour announcement video.

Translation: ” Here is what you must do. You must go to the edge of the city. There, you will find him. He will not be like you hope. In fact, he might even be someone you wouldn’t look at. He might look like [UNCLEAR] for the local real estate company. But it is him. Ask him something. He will say, “What is it?” You will say “You know… like we discussed.” It’s very important that you use these words. [UNCLEAR SETENCE] He will temporarily disappear. Although he is leaving, you will examine your phone. Perhaps you exclaim something about the weather. Then he will return your target. Exchanging the target, you will give him the novel “Hawaii” by James Michener. [UNCLEAR] from a child pretending he is James Michener. Once you have your target, [UNCLEAR] this page in order to understand how to rescue our species from extinction. Thanks! You really helped us [UNCLEAR].”

What does it mean? I think they are just screwing with us, but who really knows?

You can find PhanArt from Great Woods through Northerly Island, at Dick’s and maybe a few other shows along the way. Expect another PhanArt Poster and Pin Exhibition, this time in Chicago. More details to come over the next two months.

PHISH SUMMER TOUR 2014:
7/1 Xfinity Center, Mansfield, MA
7/3 Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY
7/4 Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY
7/5 Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, NY
7/8 Mann Center for the Performing Arts, Philadelphia, PA
7/9 Mann Center for the Performing Arts, Philadelphia, PA
7/11 Randall’s Island, New York, NY
7/12 Randall’s Island, New York, NY
7/13 Randall’s Island, New York, NY
7/15 Constellation Brands – Marvin Sands Performing Arts Center, Canandaigua, NY
7/16 DTE Energy Music Theatre, Clarkston, MI
7/18 FirstMerit Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island, Chicago, IL
7/19 FirstMerit Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island, Chicago, IL
7/20 FirstMerit Bank Pavilion at Northerly Island, Chicago, IL
7/25 PNC Music Pavilion, Charlotte, NC
7/26 Merriweather Post Pavilion, Columbia, MD
7/27 Merriweather Post Pavilion, Columbia, MD
7/29 nTelos Wireless Pavilion, Portsmouth, VA
7/30 nTelos Wireless Pavilion, Portsmouth, VA
8/1 Wharf Amphitheater, Orange Beach, AL
8/2 Oak Mountain Amphitheater Birmingham, GA
8/3 Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre at Encore Park, Alpharetta, GA
8/29-8/31 Dick’s, Commerce City, CO